Deer Season...again

Last year's Big Kill

This is finally one for THE WALL !

Do you think he is proud ?

"Can I borrow $300.00 ?

The taxidermist called...and wouldn't you know it...It's

finally ready !"

"Dad won't give me the money...cuz look... his rack fits

inside of my rack!" says confident son.

"Okay my sweet son, but promise me you won't kill

anything 'worthy of THE WALL' this year" says

wrapped around finger mom.

"Sure MOM...I promise...I LOVE YOU!"

"And consider this your BIG Christmas gift!"

"Sure MOM(unless I find something else I

want/need)...I LOVE YOU!"

"I mean it !" Mom is being stern now.

"Sure MOM...THANKS...I LOVE YOU!"

"I hope his future wife will not mind deer heads on her

walls..." Mom thinks to herself as she is writing out

check for sweet son to 'get gas' so he can go pick up

deer head.

"Thanks MOM...I LOVE YOU!"

Mom suddenly realizes there probably won't be a

'future wife' for sweet son, as she hands him all her

$$$. Why would he give up the generous care of his

beloved MOM.